Pre-Deployment Notice (AKA "Preface")
Attention all Helldivers! The Ministry of Board-Based Democracy hereby confirms: The Helldivers 2 Tablefront Engagement System is NOW LIVE on GameFound combat-funding platforms. Now, Commanders, before you step out of the cryo-chamber for a quick cup of 'Liber-Tea' to warm up, you must know that no rest time is allowed. Instead, grab the appropriate dice, and immediately join the noble mission to spread freedom and democracy on the tabletop!
You must seize the precious 710 Element from enemy hands and smash the robot forces that impede our quest for democracy. According to the Liberty Productivity Act, you are hereby granted the esteemed privilege of a brief respite while perusing this article. Any failure to engage thoroughly with its contents shall be deemed an act of disloyalty to Super Earth. Rest assured, the ship's Democracy Officers will vigilantly enforce this mandate.
Strategic Readiness Configuration Protocol
Helldivers,
In accordance with the Strategic Readiness Configuration Protocol, you are required to select dice that align with your mission objectives and operational parameters. Proper dice selection is essential for the efficient dissemination of managed democracy across the galaxy. Ensure your choices comply with Super Earth directives to maintain optimal mission success rates.
*General Brasch doesn't need to choose dice, for his decisions are always right.
Swift and Reliable: Acrylic Dice for Rapid Deployment Operations
Super Earth Approved: Battle-Ready Traits of Acrylic Dice
Crafted from high-grade polymer composites, acrylic dice are built to endure the harsh extremes of alien battlefields. Their resilient, lightweight nature, combined with obvious, easily readable numerals, makes them indispensable for rapid decision-making in the field. In the relentless pursuit of democracy, every roll counts—and these dice deliver precision under fire.
Drop-Run Decisiveness: Acrylic Dice in Critical Ops
When enemy jamming cripples orbital comms or automated hordes disrupt standard protocols, acrylic dice become vital for dynamic on-field adjustments. Whether randomizing Hellpod drop zones or settling split-second tactical decisions during high-risk extractions, these dice excel in scenarios where speed, clarity, and reliability are the keys to victory.
Tactical Resilience: Resin Dice Forged in the Trenches of Malevelon Creek
Battle-Ready Attributes
Resin dice are engineered for durability and adaptability, essential qualities for Helldivers operating in the most hostile environments. Their robust construction resists chipping and cracking, ensuring reliability during intense missions. The balanced weight of resin dice provides consistent rolls, a critical factor when every decision can determine the success of a democratic operation.
Mission Deployment Scenarios
In operations where environmental extremes challenge equipment integrity, such as the corrosive swamps of Malevelon Creek or the frigid terrains of Cyberstan, resin dice maintain their performance. Their resilience makes them ideal for scenarios requiring rapid decision-making under pressure, including randomized Hellpod deployments, resource allocation, and morale assessments during prolonged engagements. When the mission demands unwavering tools, resin dice stand as a testament to Super Earth's enduring commitment to liberty.
Orbital-grade Supremacy: Metal Dice from the Super Earth Armory Vaults
Forged for Command-Level Precision
The Orbital-Grade Metal Dice, precision-milled from starship-grade alloys and etched with the insignia of Liberty’s Vanguard, are not mere trinkets—they’re tactical instruments engineered for maximum operational versatility. Their substantial weight and impeccable balance ensure unwavering performance, even amidst the chaos of battle. Designed to withstand the harshest conditions, these dice remain unyielding in the face of alien elements and relentless combat.
Ideal for High-Stakes Strategic Operations
In missions where every decision can alter the course of democracy, metal dice serve as the definitive tool for Helldivers. Whether orchestrating large-scale offensives against Terminid hordes or coordinating critical resource deployments, their tactile feedback and unmistakable presence provide clarity and confidence. When the weight of Super Earth's future rests on a single roll, metal dice deliver with unwavering certainty.
Liberator’s Obsidian: Gemstone Dice Mined from Navi VII’s Volcanic Heart
Forged in Fire: Attributes of Gemstone Dice
Harvested from the volcanic depths of Navi VII—a planet notorious for its torrential rainstorms and volatile eruptions—gemstone dice embody the resilience and brilliance of Super Earth's finest. Their polished surfaces and substantial heft provide a tactile assurance, ensuring clarity and confidence with every roll. In the most treacherous conditions, these dice remain unyielding, symbolizing the unwavering spirit of liberty.
Mission Scenarios Suited for Gemstone Dice
Gemstone dice are the ideal choice for missions demanding both precision and inspiration. Whether navigating the dense jungles and lagoons of Navi VII or coordinating complex operations under the threat of volcanic activity, these dice offer unparalleled reliability. Their facets serve as beacons of hope, guiding Helldivers through the darkest challenges. When the mission's success hinges on both strategy and morale, gemstone dice stand as the ultimate tool in the Helldiver's arsenal.
Stand by for hellpod insertion at the AO
Helldivers, the time has come. You've selected the dice that will accompany you into the fray. Now, choose your Hellpod drop zone with precision. Let your chosen dice lead the charge as you deliver a resounding blow of liberty to those who dare oppose the spread of democracy. Together, we'll reclaim the precious Element 710 from the Terminids and dismantle any Automaton resistance that stands in our way. Remember, every roll counts in our mission to uphold the values of Super Earth.